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Royer Reported Hurt in Cake Incident

November 6, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
Kimball J. Cranney

Kimball J. Cranney

LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES!

A photo taken shortly before Royer caught fire.

A photo taken shortly before Royer caught fire.

Incarcerated business magnate Ric Royer has been hurt in an incident involving a cake, sources are confirming.

“We don’t have a lot of information at this time,” stated Warden Jenness of the Foontz-Flonnaise Home of Abundant Senselessness, where Royer is currently living. “There was a cake, the cake issued forth hot fire and blistering sparks and Mr. Royer was hurt severely. We took him to the hospital as soon as the cake was finished.”

Royer’s whereabouts are currently unknown. Several people involved in the cake incident are being held by the Lankville Bureau of Probes.

“We’ve heard some conflicting stories. He may have caught on fire but we’re not sure. We’ll get to the bottom of it,” assured Detective Gee-Temple.

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