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Royer: “I Am the Future of Christmas”

December 9, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
By Lloyd Byas-Kirk

By Lloyd Byas-Kirk

Lloyd Byas-Kirk had a chance to sit down with notable Lankville business magnate Ric Royer at the Foontz-Flonnaise Home of Abundant Senselessness last night.


Royer: “I Am the Future of Christmas”.

LK: First off, I’d like to describe the scene here for our readers.
RR: Everything is coming off well. Everyone is very pleased. I am the future of Christmas.
LK: To begin, it seems as if there are more illuminated porcelain snow villages then before.
RR: Yes. I’ve added the Village Tea Shoppe and the Candy Cauldron as well as some further accessories. Also, take note of the Alpine Village series. These are displayed at higher elevations, especially constructed by master craftsmen. The “Snowdrop Cottage” stands out clearly.
LK: OK. Now, the room is also stuffed to the gills with balloons.
RR: To celebrate the holiday season, yes. Nothing unusual there.
LK: The ceiling and none of the walls are visible.
RR: I can assure you of a construct. Succumb to the mystery.
LK: Anything else?
RR: This is a colorful theatre erupting with buoyancy. I am the future of Christmas. Mind the balloons.
LK: I just noticed that one of the bulbs in the Snowdrop Cottage is burned out.

Royer began screaming in a terrified manner and the interview was ended prematurely.

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