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Men’s Feelings Expert Thurston Injured in Ice Mishap

By Lloyd Byas-Kirk

By Lloyd Byas-Kirk

LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES!

It’s been a difficult winter in Lankville and not even celebrities are safe. Lankville’s foremost expert in men’s feelings, Dr. Kevin Thurston, succumbed to gravity with an assist from ice last week shattering his wrist.

Dr. Kevin Thurston, expert in men's feelings, shortly before he fell on his wrist.

Dr. Kevin Thurston, expert in men’s feelings, shortly before he fell on his wrist.

When asked if he was going to refund ticket holders, or at least reschedule his upcoming FEELINGS, NOW! sessions, Dr. Thurston said, “My legal department is looking into it. If I don’t have to do anything, I won’t.” With his eyes still glazed by narcotics, Thurston did add, “when I’m done with this sling, it’ll be a very powerful relic to assist a man in carrying the heavy burden of modern life.”

Donations, flowers and large mylar balloons can be sent to Dr. Thurston, c/o Eastern Defoliated Area General Hospital, Rooms 457, 458 and the part of Room 459 that doesn’t have the old guy in it, Eastern Lankville, 215.

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