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Pondicherry: Making Lankville Great Again. Forever.

February 12, 2016 Leave a comment Go to comments
President Pondicherry

President Pondicherry

A STATE OF LANKVILLE ADDRESS

I recently attended a standing poster display at a mall. The posters created a sort of aisle that led directly to the food court. It positively glittered.

The posters discussed how Lankville was once really great but now isn’t great at all. I turned to ask one of my handlers why– why was Lankville no longer great? But they had all run off. I was standing there alone.

And I thought– is this how the average Lankvillian feels? Alone? Unsafe? Too far away from food?

I made a vow right then and there (well, after I got an oversized soft cookie) that I would make Lankville great again. And this time– it would be forever. I stayed up kind of late that night drafting a plan. I call it “The Making Lankville Great Again. Forever. Plan.”

At this time, I cannot reveal very many details of the Making Lankville Great Again. Forever. Plan. See, we are having it spiral-bound. But when it comes back from the Office Dump, I guarantee you will be the first to know, Lankville. You are always in my heart– I carry you with me always.

I will give you one little preview:

Pyramids.

God bless you and God bless Lankville,
President Pondicherry

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