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Royer Changes Name to “The Great President of Hell”

January 18, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Tito Presentation
Distinctive Reporter
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Incarcerated Terrifying Bat GM Ric Royer announced today that he will now be known as “The Great President of Hell”.

“There is not necessarily a negative connotation to this,” noted Royer, who was interviewed while on a Foontz-Flonnaise Home of Abundant Senselessness field trip to a nearby amusement park. “It is merely a nod to the 10th spirit, the centaur and my interest in obscure appendices. There could be fifty legions of demons under my command but otherwise, one should not be afraid. Enjoy the amusement park.”

The Great President of Hell then threw himself wildly into a double-laned bouncy inflatable slide and the interview was ended prematurely.

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