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Feelings by Dr. Kevin Thurston

September 11, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Dr. Kevin Thurston
Special Correspondent
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Dr. Thurston is an expert on men’s feelings.

A client of mine recently expressed the feeling that he was unloved.

By means of remedying this problem, I met with the client privately for a “Thurston Love Session” and also sold him a family-sized bag of corn chips.  $3.99, normally $4.99 in stores, so he got a good deal.

Two weeks later, however, the client expressed the desire to hang himself in his basement.  “Let me see the basement,” I said.  So, the client invited me over.  It was a lovely finished basement with a pool table.  “I’ve never heard of anyone with a pool table wanting to hang himself,” I proffered.  He felt a little better after that and we shot a few games which I won handily and rather loudly.  Some neighbors called about the noise but I ended up selling them some lawn seed, ($9.99, 10-pound bag) and also five cubic feet of ice, so there was a positive outcome.

I haven’t heard from the client for awhile, so I assume he’s doing well.

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